
Bad Bedtime Stories

Weโve selected the plays and stories for our next One Night Stand Theater production, ๐ฉ๐จ๐ซ ๐ฉ๐ฌ๐ซ๐ป๐ฐ๐ด๐ฌ ๐บ๐ป๐ถ๐น๐ฐ๐ฌ๐บ! Thank you to all the playwrights and writers who sent in their plays, stories and poems for our April 13th evening of fairy tales and childrenโs stories revised, modernized and satirized for adults. Here are the seven plays and one short story for our strange world of fantasy:
Little Red Riding Hood gets a lawyer in โ๐๐ฟ๐ฎ๐ป๐ป๐โ๐ ๐ฆ๐ต๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ธโ ๐ฏ๐ ๐ฅ๐ผ๐๐ ๐ฃ๐ฒ๐๐ฒ๐ฟ ๐ก๐ฒ๐น๐๐ผ๐ป.
Hansel and Gretal prepare themselves for a dark deed in โ๐ง๐ต๐ฒ ๐๐ป๐ฑ ๐ผ๐ณ ๐๐ป๐ป๐ผ๐ฐ๐ฒ๐ป๐ฐ๐ฒโ ๐ฏ๐ ๐๐ฒ๐ณ๐ณ๐ฟ๐ฒ๐ ๐ก๐ฒ๐๐บ๐ฎ๐ป.
Mother Goose grants wishes at her daughterโs wedding in โ๐ง๐ต๐ฒ ๐๐ผ๐ฑ๐บ๐ผ๐๐ต๐ฒ๐ฟโ ๐ฏ๐ ๐๐ฎ๐๐ฒ ๐จ๐ณ๐ณ๐ผ๐ฟ๐ฑ.
While Beauty is away, an unwanted visitor comes calling in โ๐๐ฒ๐ฎ๐๐โ ๐ฏ๐ ๐๐ถ๐๐ฎ ๐๐ฒ๐น๐น๐ฎ๐ด๐ถ๐ฎ๐ฟ๐ถ๐ป๐ผ ๐๐ฒ๐ฟ๐ถ๐ฒ๐ป๐ฑ.
A Mysterious Stranger trades food for souls in โ๐๐ต๐ผ๐๐ ๐ง๐ฟ๐ฎ๐ถ๐ปโ ๐ฏ๐ ๐๐ฒ๐ณ๐ณ๐ฟ๐ฒ๐ ๐ขโ๐๐ฒ๐ฎ๐ฟ๐.
Gramps tells the kids a twisted tale in โ๐๐ฒ๐ฑ๐๐ถ๐บ๐ฒ ๐ฎ๐ ๐๐ฎ๐บ๐ฝ ๐๐ผ๐บ๐ฒ๐ฟโ ๐ฏ๐ ๐ง๐ผ๐ฏ๐ ๐๐ป๐ผ๐๐ฒ.
A merman finds himself high and dry in โ๐ง๐ต๐ฒ ๐๐๐ฟ๐๐ฒ” ๐ฏ๐ ๐๐ถ๐๐ฎ ๐๐ฒ๐น๐น๐ฎ๐ด๐ถ๐ฎ๐ฟ๐ถ๐ป๐ผ ๐๐ฒ๐ฟ๐ถ๐ฒ๐ป๐ฑ.
Thereโs more than one way to clean up after a Wicked Witch in โ๐ฆ๐ฐ๐ฟ๐๐ฏ ๐๐น๐ฒ๐ฎ๐ป๐ ๐จ๐ฝโ ๐ฏ๐ ๐๐ฒ๐ป๐ป๐ถ๐ฒ ๐ ๐ฎ๐ฐ๐๐ผ๐ป๐ฎ๐น๐ฑ.